Dump Him Elliott Stardew Valley Sweatshirt

$44.00

Share your most honest feelings about one of Stardew Valley's least impressive most eligible bachelors. Marriage to Elliott is insufferably worse than being paired with a novelist IRL. LOL

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in20.5021.0023.0024.5026.5027.5028.50
Length, in27.5028.5029.5030.5031.5032.5033.50
Sleeve length (from center back), in34.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.00

This cozy heavyweight hooded sweatshirt brings quiet, countryside nostalgia into everyday wear. The soft fleece-lined hood and substantial 10 oz fabric feel like a warm, protective layer on crisp mornings. A relaxed cut lets you layer a tee or flannel underneath, while ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape and trap warmth. The subtle chest artwork adds a touch of whimsical landscape — a calm, green scene that pairs effortlessly with weekend errands, evening walks, or late-night gaming sessions. Wear it when you want comfort that holds up: durable double-stitched seams, a tag-free neckline, and a hood built for real use. It settles into your rotation as the one you reach for when plans are low-key and comfort matters most.

Product features
- Heavy 10 oz fabric for warmth and durability
- Soft fleece-lined hood for extra cozy coverage
- Relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband with split-stitch double-needle seams
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat

Size:
Color:

Share your most honest feelings about one of Stardew Valley's least impressive most eligible bachelors. Marriage to Elliott is insufferably worse than being paired with a novelist IRL. LOL

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in20.5021.0023.0024.5026.5027.5028.50
Length, in27.5028.5029.5030.5031.5032.5033.50
Sleeve length (from center back), in34.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.00

This cozy heavyweight hooded sweatshirt brings quiet, countryside nostalgia into everyday wear. The soft fleece-lined hood and substantial 10 oz fabric feel like a warm, protective layer on crisp mornings. A relaxed cut lets you layer a tee or flannel underneath, while ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape and trap warmth. The subtle chest artwork adds a touch of whimsical landscape — a calm, green scene that pairs effortlessly with weekend errands, evening walks, or late-night gaming sessions. Wear it when you want comfort that holds up: durable double-stitched seams, a tag-free neckline, and a hood built for real use. It settles into your rotation as the one you reach for when plans are low-key and comfort matters most.

Product features
- Heavy 10 oz fabric for warmth and durability
- Soft fleece-lined hood for extra cozy coverage
- Relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband with split-stitch double-needle seams
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat